I was in a graphic novel.

My name is Eric and I do stuff on the computer. I post funny pics n' sh!t.
If you're still Interested, I enjoy:

Video games, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, and anything generally random and out of the blue. I also have a weird passion for Green Day.

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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90% of horse movies

  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

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shirane-hotoke:

How to Plant a Beautiful Garden 

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